I'm going to tell you something TERRIBLE. One day I was bored so I googled "skull" and I found tons of skull pictures, and I saw my own skull there! This scared me very much and I committed sewerside.
Have you ever eaten a needle before? Do you know how much it hurts? What if you had to eat 1000 needles? That would probably hurt more. Have you ever had live insects shoved down your throat? It hurts, doesn't it? Actually, it doesn't hurt. It's just really disgusting. Have you ever eaten shards of broken glass? Why am I asking you this? It's because if you are reading this, you will die in 5 days unless you eat all those things.
When you pay to much for cable, you can't pay your bills. When you can't pay your bills, your house is repossessed. When your house is repossessed, you try finding a new place to live. When you try finding a new place to live, you go live in the subway. When you go live in the subway, you eat garbage. When you eat garbage, you eat toxic waste. And when you eat toxic waste, you turn into a human-rat hybrid that eats toxic waste. Don't turn into a human-rat hybrid that eats toxic waste. Get rid of Cable and upgrade to Direct TV.
I also! Found this horrible website called "Pouetpu-games.com" where people make mario levels. If you go there and make a level and name it "I eat dirt" you will be automatically brought to a picture of Michael Jackson. What is this about? This wiki is a catalog of the tricks of the trade for writing fiction. Tropes are devices and conventions that a writer can reasonably rely on as being present in the audience members' minds and expectations. On the whole, tropes are not clichés. The word clichéd means "stereotyped and trite." In other words, dull and uninteresting. We are not looking for dull and uninteresting entries. We are here to recognize tropes and play with them, not to make fun of them.
You're next.
{{by|Maxwell the scribblenaut|cpwuser=yes}}